- Unbeatable Value: we manufacture and sell the highest quality battle axes and war hammers. Our finest hammers are guaranteed to pulverize anything you hit it with (assuming you can lift them). We aren't called "Pound World" for nothing.
- Convenient Location: we are located in the Imperial City Market District opposite "Slash And Smash", just past "Stonewall Shields". (Remember, if you've reached "The Bloated Floater", you've gone too far.)
- 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed: full refund provided in case of death in combat while wielding any of our weapons. (Proof of purchase must be provided. Does not cover incineration or death by magical means.)
Behold, witness the devastating power of one of our finest warhammers: